Children's letters to God

My friend lent me a book that has letters written to God by children with Japanese translations to help me practice my Japanese. Here are a few of my favorites:

Dear God, When you wrote the bible you made up all the words and spelled them the way you like. That is great. Most of the time I do it like that, but I am not doing so good. Ron

Dear God, Do Plastic flowers make you mad? I would be if I made the real ones. Lucy

Dear God, I didn't think orange went very good with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tue. That was cooL. Eugene